So I am not the most dapper person in the room
I need countless guidelines about how to groom
According to standards that my social circles approve
I have so much to learn and so much to prove
The circle just widened with WhatsApp and Facebook
Now half the world decides how I should look
So I am not the most well-versed person in gossip of the day
I need innumerable advices about how to join the fray
According to people who know everything inside and out
I don’t recognize the names they know their history and whereabout
The need just increased to oversee friends and frenemies
Now half the world is scrambling to keep apprised busy as bees
So I am not the most conventional person to follow traditions
I need unbounded instructions to reroute the aberrations
According to rulebooks and rubrics made by overlords of the guild
I am expected to toe the line or my fate can be sealed
The grip just grew stronger to turn everybody into clones
Now half the world is in matrix mode via laptops and phones
So I am not the most cleverest person exceeding expectations
I need infinite training to match standards of social sensations
According to masters of all we routine jacks are so hopeless
I don’t enjoy climbing and social ladders can be steep and ropeless
The effort just got laughable to please one million and some
Now half the world is happy in the belief that the other half is dumb