Jack of all

With google on my fingertips and Facebook at beck and call

My generation knows it all

So much information it is pouring out from my ears

My IQ has surpassed that of Einstein’s in as many years

 

I know a hundred and ten benefits of every yellow lemon

Let life hand me lemons now I am ready to slay the demon

The difference between veggies and vegan the way to Las Vegas

I now know each trace and nuance from Van Gogh to Degas

 

I know how to keep fit and positive from WhatsApp quotes

I know there are over 2000 castles in Scotland with moats

You may think such unconnected trivia is useless still

I now know how to enhance my drawing baking and Spanish skills

 

I know tens of cures of insomnia I keep wide-awake to research

I know the names of William’s kids I no longer need to search

Musk may send rockets to space I learnt new ways to tie the shoelace

I don’t wear shoes but knowledge is precious and won’t go waste

 

I know what my classmates from centuries ago are doing

I know where each of my cousin’s grandnephew is currently holidaying

I know Cleopatra and Marc Antony had an affair I saw their pictures rare

I now know how tyrannosaurus became a fossil almost like I was there

 

I know a smatter of Swahili I recounted many rituals of Maui tribes

I know why dogs wag tails and what cat food the vet prescribes

Some fiction may seem obvious to you some facts so mind boggling

I now know all conspiracy theories of history why mankind is struggling

 

I know the details of Bermuda’s flag and colors of Saturn’s rings

I know Sundays are a myth for everything else there is internet of things

I was beginning to believe in my omniscience a bit

I now know everyone in life has a separate DIY kit

 

I know the twitterati tips I received down the ages

I know the root of my troubles is I didn’t forward those messages

My immunity has increased since I memorized implausible advices

I now know why news is toxic and social media comes under vices